Where are they now… November 30, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
The other day I noticed that Elizabeth Berkely is going to be starring on CSI: Miami and thought how it was a little remarkable that the Saved By The Bell original cast actually has had a little bit of success with their careers. I now present: Where are they now, Saved By The Bell.
Fun Fact: MP speaks fluent Dutch; his favorite SBTB episode is “Running Zack” (ya’ll know you remember that one)
Even now I think that Tiffani is frakkin gorgeous. And I’d venture to say she has had the most successful career of the group (although Mario Lopez has done pretty well for himself). After SBTB, Tiffani went on to join the cast of “Beverly Hills 90210” as bad girl Valerie Malone. She proceeded to guest star on many late 90’s shows including “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place,” “Just Shoot Me” and “Good Morning Miami” and originated roles on “Fastlane” and “What About Brian,” her most recent failure…I mean project.
Fun Fact: Is best friends with her 90210 nemesis, Jennie Garth.
Those dimples!! Those arms! Those eyes!! Is it just me or does Mario Lopez look EXACTLY THE SAME? This beefcake (who also was on Kids Incorporated and an episode of the Golden Girls) has been B List DuJour while somehow managing to book gigs including “Pacific Blue,” “The Greg Louganis Story,” “The Bold and the Beautiful” and “Nip/Tuck.” He has also gotten his feet wet in reality television, most recently competing on “Dancing With the Stars” and in 2000 co-hosting the male version of “The View,” “The Other Half.”
Fun Fact: Has been friends with Eva Longoria since 1992. Also, has danced since he was 5.
Miss “I’m So Excited” done good! Look at her now! Elizabeth famously left SBTB Senior year to star in the hit blockbuster movie, “Showgirls.” After that she did…well…not a lot. She was in “First Wives Club,” “Any Given Sunday,” and the Woody Allen movie “Curse of the Jade Scorpion.” I think she is totally an underused actress I mean, she seriously deterred me from doing Caffeine Pills. Jessie Spano forever!!
Fun Fact: Elizabeth auditioned for the role of Rachel on “Friends.” She did not get it.
Oh Screech….oh….Screech. After graduation, Dustin became a teacher on “Saved By The Bell: The New Class.” He did some stand-up for years after that and then peddled his sex tape to help pay for his mortgage. Most recently he starred as “douche-bag number 1” on “Celebrity Fit Club.” I saw him standing on a balcony at Sundance but didn’t have enough energy to actually chase him down. I’m not going to chase down just anybody….Belding, maybe. But Screech? nah, I’m good.
Fun Fact: Dustin’s dad appeared on SBTB in the episode “Cream for a Day” (although I can’t think of what happened in that episode)
Lisa was always my favorite, I think because she was so into fashion. Lark hasn’t done as well as the other SBTB alumni but homegirl is lookin goooood! She basically has just done a bunch of soaps (Bold and the Beautiful and Days of Our Lives) and UPN shows (Fire and Ice, the Parkers). She is going to be in a movie in 2008 but I didn’t recognize a single name on there so it’s not even worth mentioning here.
Fun Fact: Was once engaged to Martin Lawrence. “Daaaaammmn Gina!”
Oops…she did it….AGAIN?! November 28, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
I choose…. November 27, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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As my last post was filled with hate and negative thoughts and caused some fun….um…. “discussions” I choose to make this post a little different.
I choose to run with:
I choose to wear sunglasses in the:
I choose to gaze upon:
Oh he makes me giggle…..
Okay I’m distracted now….
Ten Things I Hate About You… November 23, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
I have very strong opinions about many things. The strongest of these opinions concerns my nightly stories. Ya’ll KNOW I love me my stories! On Thursday while watching Ugly Betty…I decided that I should make a list of the top people I HATE on TV. So let’s rock it.
She’s a man. Just look at those shoulders. Besides the fact that Andi is more than a little mannish, she also is a bad actress. A box of hair could act better than she does. I’m also really over my boyfriend Bret Harrison being in love with her on the show. I’ve stopped caring about them getting together and could care less if she was off the show.
10. Antwon Tanner as “Skills” on “One Tree Hill”
Speaking of bad actors….this guy is the worst. Do we really need a character who’s name is “Skills?” And really the only stuff we know about him is that he plays basketball and likes to use all kinds of slang. He is unnecessary and only on the show because there are no ethnic people in Tree Hill….or wherever they live…
9. Mary Alice Stephenson on “America’s Most Smartest Model”
Who the hell does this chick think she is? First of all, I can’t find any evidence of her being a “former” model. I mean, there’s not even a Wikipedia article on her!! What’s up with that?! She has great hair..I will give her that. Basically each week she and Ben Stein eliminate the model who either wasn’t the most smartest or the most modeliest that week. She’ll do things like make the model go through an obstacle course before a runway show and then give them a critique like “I can’t believe you had a bead of sweat on your head as you walked down the runway. You are a disgrace to this competition” She’s just ridiculous and a bit of a bitch. Ben Stien is pretty wince-worthy as well but doesn’t infuriate me NEARLY as much as Mary Alice.
8. Tim Gunn, on “Project Runway” and “Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style”
7. John Pyper-Ferguson as Joe, Sarah Jane Morris as Julia, and Kerris Lillis Dorsey as Paige on “Brother’s and Sisters”
Can I please get a resounding “wah wah?” I love Bros and Sisters, f’reals. But all three of these characters are either crying, whining, or having some emotional trauma. I almost feel bad for them as the creators have made it clear that they are bit characters but did they have to make them so UNLIKEABLE? Joe a cheater, Julia’s a bitch, and Paige is…Paige–a whiny little girl who has to take medication for a reason I have chosen to forget about. Wah Wah.
On the first episode of this reality show Tila says “you may know me from….” then proceeded to recite a long list…of which I recognized not one event. Apparently she’s big on the internet (aren’t they all?) Good news everyone–Tila is a bisexual! And she’s here to find her next new love but will it be a guy or a girl? That’s what you’re here to find out! I love trashy reality dating shows (Ie. I Love New York) but this one has uncompelling “characters” and hanging out with Tila makes me want to take both a shower and an STD test.
5. Jim Dale, Narrator on “Pushing Daisies”
I’m trying really hard to LOVE this show. I really am. And some weeks I find myself really invested while others it takes me a good six days to watch the show. Well there’s one person that I want to punch in the throat every week and that is Jim Dale, the narrator. He’s just this know it all British guy who says things like “Ned the piemaker blah blah blah.” I know, I know. I’m unwarranted in my opinion and I can feel BFF condemning me. But can’t a boy just not like somebody and give his reason as “just cuz?”
I know what you’re going to say. “Really Brian?! Another young girl? And her dad’s dead! How can you hate Bindi Irwin? You’re such a cold heartless bastard!” And to that I say “shutta up yo mouth.” How can you NOT hate Bindi? She looks like she’s missing a chromosome, she’s EVERYWHERE and she’s not afraid of snakes. What little girl isn’t afraid of snakes? I mean come on. Someone also needs to A) put this girl in a girl in a color other than khaki and B) take away this bitch’s crimping iron. Stat.
2. Tony Plana as Mr. Suarez on “Ugly Betty”
“Come on now Betty…” No…YOU come on now Mr.Suarez. I’m just over this cat. His whole “deportation to Mexico” thing, the crying about his dead wife, the cooking, the moral lessons. This is not “Ye full casa” this is Ugly Betty. They keep teasing me with getting rid of him too. He was almost fully deported, almost died, almost….well….okay, just two but they were glimpses of wonder!!
And the number one person I hate on TV is…..
1. Senhil Ramamurthy as Monhinder Suresh on “Heroes”
Ya’ll know he seriously “Mo-Hinders” my enjoyment of this show (and not I didn’t think that up myself, so shut it BFF). Not cute, not funny, and his MY TWO DADS shtick with Parkman got old fast. Do I have much to base my dislike on? No. I just don’t like him. And that has to be enough.
I can hear DC Doug saying now how there are a lot of ethnic people on here but I just have to say to him “Pshaw.” There are also white boys, white girls, homos, little children….I’m an equal opportunity hater.
That’s a whole lotta eatin… November 23, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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Happy Birthday Indeed November 20, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
I honestly could have skipped down the street after that. My legs were totally wobbly. It was the GREATEST early birthday EVER! Thank you Universe, where do I send the thank you card?
You’re so tall…..SO TALL!! November 16, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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Ow. November 15, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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I Frakked up my neck putting lotion on my face this morning, and had no Aidan to rescue me as I lay there naked on the bathroom floor. I need one of these bad boys:
It is my birthday on Tuesday you know….perfect timing!!
It’s Like the Damn Gay Pride Parade November 15, 2007Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
You also may recognize him from the HILARIOUS movie “United 93.”
I get it. You dress funky. You like to Vogue. Now Vogue your ass off my show.
Tim Gunn looked exceptionally red this episode and said lots of Tim Gunn-esque things like “make it work” and “let’s go people” and “here are the models.” Some girl went home and she was so unforgettable I already forget her name and don’t feel like looking it up. For some reason it seems like every guy on this season is gay. Was it like that in the past? I seem to only remember about four each season but this year it’s like a damn Pride Parade.
Okay…maybe not so much in this picture but I’m telling you–watch the episode and you’ll be like “Monique? Vanessa? Monique? Vanessa?” It’s CRAZAZY!!!!