Va Va Va VOOM September 30, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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An open letter:
DAYUM, girl!!! Look at you! “You Oughta Know” that you look absolutely “Perfect!” I am flipping “Head Over Feet” up in hurr. I can’t believe how sexy and skinny you are – I mean, I can practically see “Right Through You!” You know, there was “That Particular Time” when I would “Flinch” at every picture I saw of you. You done look busted and bloated. Really, you were “So Unsexy.” “All I Really Want”ed was for you to realize your true hot potential and “I Was Hoping” that you’d dig “Underneath” and come out on top. And just look at you now. “You Learn”ed that a little hair, a little makeup, and a little leather go a long way. Seriously – LOOK at those pictures!! They make the “Knees of My Bees” weak and also make me kinda hot. I need to put one “Hand in My Pocket” otherwise “Everything” will show ifyouknowwhati’msayin. So “Thank U” for putting a little effort in, all is “Forgiven” for this phase:
Isn’t it “Ironic” that as you get older you get hotter? Really, an example we all can learn from. I can now wash my “Hands Clean” from trying to “Offer” you a trip to Celebrity Fit Club!! Anyway, call me when you “Wake Up” from your nap on “The Couch.” I’d love to hang out and listen to old “Tapes” together like we had planned – that is, if I’m not “Uninvited.”
And in other news…..
Ding Dong the Biel is dead!! JT and Jessica broke up! Rumor has it he’s dating Rhianna! Good things all around!
Tick Tock… September 30, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
Roller Coaster…of Love. September 28, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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I don’t know how anyone finds that Old Man anything but creepy.
Why yes I am, thank you for asking.
That’s not a zoom, I done be CLOSE to that tiger. They randomly had an area in the middle of the park with a couple of white tigers and there was only a pane of glass separating the two of you. It was absolutely amazing. I could have stayed there all day but More-O made me move on.
Due to time restraints, we were only there for about four hours but we managed to ride almost all of the big rides. I have to tell you, there were a few times there I was actually scared for my life. Some of that shit done be SCARY, yo!!!
Yesterday Benji had his bi-annual clothes swap. Everyone brought clothes they didn’t want anymore and for each item you got “points.” Then you bid on other people’s stuff and if there was a tie in points people would either concede or there would be a walk-off. Very fun, very gay. I came away with some great treasures (including a real live Burberry scarf that I had to fight for) but there wasn’t anything quite as amazing as this.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiierce. I WILL find an occasion to wear this tank top, mark my words.
I’m just thankful for the holiday because my main boss is out of the office today. Shalom!!
Hey Neve Campbell, How You Doin? September 25, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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We had fun, got to see some fun people and support a good cause and blah blah blah. At the second benefit though, Alan Cumming
walked through the doors. Not a big deal really, Alan Cumming comes to anything you invite him to. More exciting, however, was who he had in tow behind him.
Oh hey Neve Campbell, how you doin’? Dude! Friggin NEVE CAMPBELL! Do you remember when she was the shit back in the day? Party of Five, Scream, Wild Things….she’s awesome. My friends Nick and Eric went to meet her, but I didn’t want to bug her. I should have though, because it was announced today that she’ll join the cast of the upcoming “Scream 4!”
Which…apparently came out in 2008? Anyway, exciting exciting.
Friday WTF September 25, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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Dear Hulu Advertising….
DOTD September 24, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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DOTD doesn’t stand for Dad of the Day….
Glee-Cap September 24, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
OMGlee, how great was last night’s episode? I don’t mean to Gleek out about it but I can’t help it. Wow. How many “Glee” jokes can I do? “You’re so Glay.” Nope, that one doesn’t work….”Oh say, can you Glee…” MUCH BETTER. Anyway, some favorite moments from last night.
#1. If You Like It….
Mercedes: “Hold up. I’m a JET?”
#5. …then ya shoulda…
#6. Valley of the…?
Sue: “Well this is all lovely and normal…”
#7. Four Words
#8. What Do you Say?
#9. T-T-T Tina
Was nice to see Tina C have a little solo time last night.
#12. ….put a ring on it.
When I was little, my dad and brother and I used to play football in the front yard. My dad would always make the plays and then we would “execute” them. He would always let me make up a play and I would go out, do a few ballet moves to “distract” the other team, then he’d throw it to me. It never worked. But I happen to think that Glee stole the idea for the football team dance from me.
#13. I’m Coming Out
Why yes I just very might have ADHD, thank you for asking. See Melissa–it’s more than just a childhood disorder!!!
Is it next Wednesday yet?
Awesome, Oh Wow, Like Totally Freak Me Out September 23, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
There was a Saturday rehearsal and afterwards the entire cast decided to go see a movie and we chose Bring It On. So if you can, imagine about 25 theater kids sitting in a movie theater making fun of the movie and you have one of the best times I’ve ever had. The inside jokes that we had after that carried on and found their way into my entire Sophomore year. Sigh….good times. Who else remembers going to that movie? Annette? Amanda? Cris?
Catching up with a long lost friend….
Just Like a Tattoo September 23, 2009Posted by britunes2 in Uncategorized.
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Let me preface this by saying that I don’t hate tattoos. Many of my friends have them and they’re in places that I’m perfectly fine with. However, this morning on the train it was far too early and there were far too many people and I saw a woman with just the UGLIEST tattoo ever. I was literally offended by it.
The Top 5 Places on Your Body a Tattoo Does NOT Belong
#5. Ring Tattoos
Your guns aren’t that impressive, it’s not 1994 and you’re not Pamela Anderson starring in a movie called “Barb Wire.” All in all, not a good idea. A little too douche-tastic for my tastes.
My main point of disgust is the front of the neck tattoo but…what’s the saying? “Too many accessories clutter an outfit?” Same goes for tats.
#2. The Ankle Tattoo
#1. Tramp Stamps….on guys
While I’m not a huge tramp stamp fan in general, for whatever reason when guys have them it ups my dislike a notch. I know people who have very lovely tramp stamps but on a guy? That shit ain’t right. I don’t care how much that symbol means to you, just say no.